#like the licker intro

[resizura]

me when the locations of resi have always been important and thats why fixed camera angles are the best way for resi and at the very least the classic games shouldve been fixed camera because—

[aboutchigiri]

curaçao nights | intro

mad scientsts | boot lickers

✮ yn and chigiri have been roomates since college. coincidentally, isagi & bachira live together. they always end up and yn's house tho.

✮ curaçao nights is one of the most popular clubs in dt tokyo. it's on the same strip as the ink lab.

✮ isagi is the bouncer, yn and bachira r bartenders and chigiri is the dj.

✮ they refer to curaçao nights as CNN most times, its a silly joke.

✮ most of their shifts consist of how bad they can embarrass the club patrons.

✮ these boys are her bestfriends, you consider all of them like brothers.

✮ u guys are trolls, its insane how much havoc you guys reek in that club.

a/n: bachira in his insane era. anyways.

taglist: [open]

[fauxridium]

What is exactly is the deal with pretty-boy-thamaturge? I know you reblogged a post about them and even though I'm not into that fandom that is, I checked to block anyway and they have you on a post that says ask to follow if you support him. They also made a post about a transmed stalking them, but I don't for sure know if they're referring to you, but I've been following you since you drew Zelda stuff and well, you definitely do not seem like one. Mainly I'm just concerned about their deal wit

The basic low down is that they're a self admitted conservative, pro cop, and are transphobic (even if they id as trans now, they still back up and support transphobic ideologies) so like. In general just not a good person with their world views lmao

I am Definitely not a transmed, if they were talking about me i have no idea where they would even get that from, i literally have transmed under my dni criteria in my carrd so. Lol, im also a very high fem non op trans man myself so me being transmed literally makes 0 sense fjskv

But to summerize my Personal issues with this person as best and as short as possible. I have osdd with a system member that kins faux and is not comfortable with doubles (they can cause very bad episodes of unreality that can become potentially dangerous for the body), they have did with a system member that kins faux and is not comfortable with doubles (for similar reasons as far as im aware), they joined a brc server im in (a public fandom server, not meant for kinnie stuff, mind you), and put in their intro like. Literally me no doubles or smth along those lines and listed faux, so I, in good faith, messaged them to let them know that i also kin faux and am not comfortable with doubles and would like to work something out so we could both be in the server and still be comfortable, they didnt take it well, ended up leaving the server (or being removed, still not sure what happened there because they were causing issues in the server Anyways), and then they proceeded to just be? Very weird fjeg, they had me blocked certain places, but didnt have me blocked on others, and would still try to interact with me as if we were chill. For some reason even tho i apparently trigger them (which. Idk if someone triggered me by just simply existing i wouldnt try talking to them DJDG), i ended up blocking them on everything once i was told about the kind of transphobic shit they were retweeting and them being a cop boot licker, and honestly. If anyone was doing any stalking it was them, because atp i simply forgot about it and redid my carrd to what it is now, and literally within a handful of hours of me doing it, like within the same night, i was told and shown that they redid their entire carrd to look basically exactly the same as mine, and even stole the icon i edited myself specifically for My carrd, the one im using as my icon rn, but they used the same bg and shit and while like. Everything else there could be plausible deniability on why it was the same. The fact that they took the icon i made myself just made it obvious they took everything from my carrd, they have since changed it a bit to look at least. A bit different, but are still using my icon lmao, so again, if anyone was the stalker in this situation it was def them because how would they see i changed my carrd That quickly after i had already blocked them and then. Choose to basically copy it if they werent checking my shit like. Is that not stalkerish behaviour DJSKG

Theres some other shit with them pretending to be a 3rd party to defend themselves in my bfs inbox but they ended up forgetting to hit anon on a follow up message they sent which basically just. Outed them for lying about being a third party who "doesnt know them very well but had to get on a call with them to calm them down" which like. Lol okay, mostly that's just cringe but also goes to show that they're not a trust worthy person who lies to try to defend themselves lmao

My main issues with them anyways isnt really with the personal shit, i dont like them for it sure, but i think the fact that they're trying to hide being conservative on tumblr while making it obvious on twitter by once again, interacting and retweeting from notoriously bigoted people and accounts is honestly deplorable, especially in a fandom that has a lot of trans people in it who def Would Not interact or associate with them if they knew the type of shit they were rting and posting on twitter. Hell they even admitted to being conservative themself in the replies of one of my posts, like. Idk PERSONALLY i just dont think we should allow for bigots in fandom spaces that are, again, full of many trans people. Also being pro cop but being into a game that is Very Anti Cop. Like how did you miss the point that bad lmfao

BASICALLY TLDR they are not a good or trust worthy person and anyone who is trans or anti cop or really have any morals at all should stay far far away from them lmao

EDIT: WAS JUST INFORMED THEY COPIED MY N$F￦ TWITTER HANDLE TOO. @ THIS PERSON IF YOU SEE THIS POST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR GODS SAKE FJSKGSGD

[hookedonhuge]

Kok-E-Mons (Kocky Monsters): The TONGUE Type

Kok-E-Mon Intro and Explanation Here:

Overview:

When considering muscle-based Types, the Tongue Type will likely be the last one on your mind, but don’t be fooled – the tongue is a muscle and a powerful one at that if its wielder knows how to best utilise it. Despite its name, this Type won’t just use its hole-moistening, nipple-licking tongue as this Type is adept at using all things oral and facial to get the upper hand. However, the Tongue Type is very volatile in its matchups against other types. It is incredibly strong on offence but is extremely vulnerable to a wide range of moves like the smothering attacks of the Foot Type and the sensory overloading stench of the Hairy Type. The Tongue Type ranks highly in aggression and toxicity and isn’t afraid to degrade and spit on anything in its way.

Type Matchup:

Strong against: Bulge, Tongue, Pec and Foot Types

Weak against: Bulge, Ass, Tongue, Foot and Hairy Types

Resisted by: Bulk Types

Resists: Bulk Types

Examples:

A Tongue Type using it spit attack on another Tongue Type:

A Tongue Type using its mighty licker to best a Pec Type:

[teratotoy]

🔞 This blog is for adults only. 🔞

I am a 22 year old gay trans man (he/it). I am taken by my boyfriend of 4 years so please, Don't Fucking Flirt Or Roleplay With Me!!!

I'm a switch but you'll probably find more submissive content here. I am comfortable with the words cunt, pussy, etc. so if you aren't I suggest you leave.

I don't want to see NSFW when I'm casually using tumblr so I'm not gonna be able to follow anyone. Instead of following I may reblog your intro post and tag it under #keep. If this makes you uncomfortable feel free to let me know and I'll delete the reblog ^_^

✅ Kinks you'll find on this blog:

Monsterfucking / teratophilia / alienfucking

Vore (monster pred)

Oviposition

Breeding

Non-human Pregnancy (No birthing except if its tentacles, eggs, larvae etc.)

Knotting

Primal Play

Pet Play

CNC / dubious consent

Hypnotism

Free Use

Cumflation

Musk / Pheromones

Stuffing / Weight Gain / Feederism

💚 Favorite Monsters:

Xenomorphs

Insectoids

Resident Evil type of monsters (think of lickers or drain deimos)

Werewolves

Tentacles

Giant organisms like living caves

Plants

Dragon-like monsters

❌ Kinks you won't find on this blog:

Lactation / Hucow / anything with nipples tbh

Any vore that isn't oral vore

Misgendering / Detrans

Unsanitary (Scat, vomit, watersports, etc.)

⛔ DO NOT INTERACT:

Incest, zoophilia, pedophilia, DDLG / ageplay, raceplay, cishet men

Divider credits

[leonisdumbasallhell]

Different anon on the Branson thing. I am absolutely thrilled to know that someone from Missouri pins RC near Branson, because that was exactly my guess too and I’ve never even set foot in the state. I HAVE lived briefly in New England, though, and nothing about RC says New England to me. 😂

Right???? New england never made sense to me, like?? Idk i’ve been in the ozarks a lot in my life, like A lot A lot, and like the visuals of re1 remind me a lot of the mountains around branson and table rock lake. They’re not big mountains, and the ones in re look more like that. More hill like. Also the mix of prairie like areas and mountains, like thats a plateau bby Kinda apalachian/ozark-y, but more prairie. The intro to re2make has leon and claire goin through a real flat area, and like. Missouri is prarie plateaus, just sayin. Just like, like. Yeah it could be somewhere else, but in context, ozark’s makes the most sense to me. And i’m gonna use my missouri knowledge to my advantage, i have a plan for another fic eventually thats gonna get real damn nitty gritty with my missouri knowledge, y’all i wanted to be a fuckin conservation officer, i know so much dumb shit abt missouri wildlife and natural enviroment, i’m fuckin. Feral.

ALSO (and this is literally just cause i know the area) THERE WAS AN ABANDONED HOUSING/RESORT PROJECT FOR YEARS WHERE THE FUCKING HOUSES LOOKED LIKE CASTLES????? Like??? Does that NOT have resi vibes, like that could totally be a fuckin umbrella thing, secret lab under those stupid abandoned resort houses. I think they tore it down now but i saw them whenever we went to silver dollar city cause it was on the way from my grandpas house andnsnf, i always wanted to sneak into em and look around, i prolly woulda been killed by a licker lets be real

[iamthepulta]

I like Rock Papers no Scissors an abnormal amount. It's tied with Halight in the Dark in my head.

I love Rock Lickers Anonymous, but I'm synthesizing my intro and realized I couldn't say it with a straight face. Although maybe giggling maniacally after a classical music intro is the right vibe for this.

[love-takes-work]

I’ve recreated every food in Steven Universe

OKAY I THINK I FINALLY DID IT

I FINALLY RECREATED EVERY RECIPE FROM THE SHOW

Sooooo . . . what did I miss?

Now it’s your turn to help me be sure I got them all. Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Reblog this post suggesting a food from the show (with or without screencap; just enough so I can recognize it). The weirder the better.

I will respond to you with my photo of when I made that food.

If I can’t deliver, I will like send you $10 or draw you a SU fanart or something. (We’ll negotiate.)

I will accept asks instead of reblogs if you prefer.

It’s fine if you have a fairly common or easy suggestion and you just wanna see it. ;)

I’m offering this incentive because I really want some help combing the show for foods I might have forgotten! Your help is appreciated!

Edit: Adding responses. :D 

Dog-Nut (Pilot!)

Classic Hot Dog (Intro)

Fry Bits (2 - “Laser Light Cannon” & others)

Together Breakfast (4 - “Together Breakfast”)

Popcorn for Onion (7 - “Bubble Buddies”)

Giant Strawberry (8 - “Serious Steven” & others)

Large Pizza, Extra Fishy (10 - “Steven’s Lion”)

Cereal to stop the Foot (11 - “Arcade Mania”)

Aqua Mexican Burrito (13 - “So Many Birthdays”)

Movie Snacks (17 - “Lion 2: The Movie”)

Crystal Lizards (17 - “Lion 2: The Movie”)

Hot Dogs & Hamburgers (18 - “Beach Party”)

Lars’s Lunch (20 - “Coach Steven”)

Fire Salt & Fire Salt Donuts (21 - “Joking Victim”)

Big Fat Zucchini with Linguine (22 - “Steven and the Stevens”)

Chaaaaps (23 - “Monster Buddies”)

Mi Torta (23 - “Monster Buddies”)

Durian Juice (24 - “An Indirect Kiss”)

Fish Kebabs & Giant Fish (30 - “Island Adventure”)

Cheeseball Cake (32 - “Fusion Cuisine”)

Breadsticks (32 - “Fusion Cuisine”)

Shrimp Appetizer (32 - “Fusion Cuisine”)

Onion Rings (33 - “Garnet’s Universe”)

Baby Melon (34 - “Watermelon Steven”)

Nice Spicey Pretzels (35 - “Lion 3: Straight to Video”)

Mama Sadie Lunch (35 - “Lion 3: Straight to Video”)

Garnet’s Chocolate Chip Cookies (37 - “Warp Tour”)

Mayo Sandwich (39 - “Future Vision”)

Bindle Lunches (40 - “On the Run”)

Marshmallows (42 - “Winter Forecast”)

Waffle Egg Sandwich (42 - “Winter Forecast”)

Caprese Salad (47 - “Shirt Club”)

Three-Way Sub (55 - “Say Uncle”)

Pizza Steve (55 - “Say Uncle”)

Tea and Cookies (55 - “Say Uncle”)

Pile of Food (57 - “Reformed”)

Snack Sushi (Season 2 Short - “Cooking With Lion”)

Biscuits & Jam (58 - “Sworn to the Sword”)

Smoothie & Orange Slices (58 - “Sworn to the Sword”)

Best Breakfast in the World (64 - “Keystone Motel”)

Noodles and Butter (65 - “Onion Friend”)

Potato Steven (65 - “Onion Friend”)

Lion Lickers (68 - “Nightmare Hospital”)

Amethyst’s Hoagie (79 - “Super Watermelon Island”)

Fresh Big Donut Donuts (84 - “Steven Floats”)

Guacola (85 - “Drop Beat Dad”)

Pepe’s Burgers (86 - “Mr. Greg”)

The Finest Steak and Brie (86 - “Mr. Greg”)

Corndogs (87 - “Too Short to Ride”)

Pizza Bagel & Fantastic Fries (90 - “Restaurant Wars”)

Fancy Orange Juice (93 - “Alone at Sea”)

PROTES Protein Bars (95 - “Gem Hunt”)

Pine Needle Tea (95 - ”Gem Hunt”)

Sugar Shock Shut Down (109 - “Last One Out of Beach City”)

Apple Sidra (109 - “Last One Out of Beach City”)

Gem Harvest & Wedding Cake (111-112 “Gem Harvest”)

Korean Lunch (114 - “Steven’s Dream”)

Zoo Fruit (117 - “The Zoo”)

Pumpkin-Shaped Pumpkin Bread (126 - “The Good Lars”)

Ube Roll (126 - “The Good Lars”)

Cool Kids Potluck (126 - “The Good Lars”)

Jungle Moon Alien Carcass (140 - “Jungle Moon”)

Meal for Stranded Humans (144 - “Lars’ Head”)

Everything Pizza (148 - “What’s Your Problem”)

Together Breakfast Wedding Cake (151-152- “Reunited”)

Bixbite’s Pizzas (SUF 2 - “Guidance”)

Snow Cones (SUF 2 - “Guidance”)

Crystal Drinks (SUF 3 - “Rose Buds”)

Carrot Bean Meal (SUF 3 - “Rose Buds”)

Tomato Soup on the Go (SUF 5 - “Bluebird”)

Clams, Peanut Butter, & a side of fresh-cut grass (SUF 5 - “Bluebird”)

Bluebird’s Cake (SUF 5 - “Bluebird”)

Fried Eggs (on Amethyst’s face) (SUF 7 - “Snow Day”)

Protein Shake (SUF 7 - “Snow Day”)

Spicy Chili (SUF 11 - “In Dreams”)

Together Forever Cake (SUF 13 - “Together Forever”)

Cookie Cat Ice Cream (SUF 14 - “Growing Pains”)

Cocoa (SUF 14 - “Growing Pains”)

Ice Cream a La Pie (SUF 15 - “Mr. Universe”)

Caveats and Rules (read if participating):

It counts as a recipe for the show only if it is eaten or to be eaten by a character (onscreen or implied to have been) or otherwise prominently featured. (e.g., Together Breakfast would count even though it was not eaten, but random food sitting around incidentally in a fridge or bake case does not count as a recipe.)

Food items that are only mentioned but not pictured don’t count.

Food items that are part of the background art don’t count unless they are significant or interacted with at some point. This includes mentioned or pictured items on restaurant menus.

Note: I HAVE actually made some things that have only been mentioned or pictured on menus! So feel free to suggest them if you really want to see if I made them! But for purposes of qualifying for a reward, I can’t commit to making the entire bake case, pizza joint menu, Spacetries display, or commercial cooler full of food if they’re more scenery than snacks.

If I have made an item once and it recurs, it doesn’t count as a different recipe if it appears in a different configuration in a later episode. (e.g., if I made an ube roll for “The Good Lars,” I don’t have to make a new one for Steven Universe: The Movie.)

Non-food items eaten by animals, monsters, and Amethyst do not count as recipes. (e.g., I do not consider it a recipe when the Big Bird from “Giant Woman” ate a goat and Steven. I do not consider it a recipe when Amethyst eats wrappers or garbage. Weird food she eats is OK. As long as it is food.)

YES, I count all qualifying food in Steven Universe, Steven Universe: The Movie, Steven Universe Future, and any official shorts as fair game.

NO, I do not count food in the comics, the video games, the official or tie-in books, Ronaldo’s blog, or the Crewniverse’s celebratory food as recipes I have to make.

There is a lot of generic popcorn, chips, and soda in this show. I don’t count it as a new recipe every time someone munches one of these as an incidental snack.

Very minor variations on common snacks don’t count as new recipes. (e.g., I don’t have to make every donut or flavor of Chaaaaps anyone was ever seen eating. Including variation options in my recipe is enough.)

Random messes made with food do not have to be recreated as recipes. (e.g., Onion smearing condiments all over the kitchen is not a recipe; pizzas that get destroyed or thrown around are not new recipes; Greg and Steven scattering food leavings around their Empire City hotel is not a recipe; a seagull with a banana peel on its head carrying pizza does not count; Steven scattering the contents of his kitchen on the floor while making Together Breakfast is not a recipe, etc.)

Yes, the foods will be prepared/arranged by me. In most cases they are homemade creations but in some cases store-bought elements will be used and that is also OK. 

Food-shaped items that aren’t actually food are not recipes. (e.g., game controllers shaped like ham do not count. Crying Breakfast Friends are characters, not food.)

Things made out of food do not count unless they are eaten. (e.g., Fish Stew Pizza is required; Jenny made out out of pizza in Kiki’s dream is not.)

Vegetarian alternatives, facsimiles designed to look but not taste like certain foods, and ingredient substitutes are permissible. (e.g., vegetarian pepperoni on a pizza that was REAL pepperoni in the show is allowed; a non-fish substitute for a real dead fish is OK; dishes representing disgusting food that are secretly delicious are all right, etc.)

Thanks for your help. :)

[endofzoe]

while personally i have a soft spot for claire’s g4 track mournful pursuit, i have a lot of feelings about leon’s super tyrant fight theme. last judgment. bitchin’ title, right? right.

this is incredibly significant to leon as a character, and to all the other resident evil protagonists, but i’ll get to that part later. it’s important to put yourself in leon’s shoes to understand what i mean. first or second scenarios aside, even when you’re in the company of other characters, the game is an incredibly isolating experience. oftentimes the game mechanics don’t get across the incredible fear that anyone would be in, especially someone so inexperienced. just because leon went to the police academy doesn’t mean he’s not incredibly out of his depth. how often do you think he’s even shot at moving targets?

none of the monsters he faced are quite as significant or persistent as mr. x. while we as players are familiar with the idea of tyrants, leon is not. he doesn’t know the monster’s name, what he is, barely even what he wants except to kill, like he did to ben, and he’ll stop at nothing to hunt leon down. leon faces plenty of trials of his own during his night in raccoon city; the zombies, the lickers, the alligator, g-adults, ivies, everything that happened with ada. and the tyrant. leon is only 21 and likely barely able to even grapple the emotional gravity of what’s happening while it’s still happening. everyone he’s tried to help up until escaping the lab has died, and the tyrant is coming after him at every turn. even when you get the senior staff keycard, he destroys the glass of the greenhouse and you have to run from him and the one-hit kill ivies all at once.

the moment that he starts the lift down as the lab is self destructing and the super tyrant breaks through the wall above him is likely the most defining moment of leon’s entire life, at least up to that point. the monster that’s been chasing him the entire night, lifting him up by his head with intent to kill, and finding him even in the strangest places. as a matter of fact, i’d argue that mr. x imprints on leon the way that nemesis imprints on jill. that’s how powerful the rivalry is, and the tyrant has the clear advantage. perfectly portrayed in the scene where leon is on the lift, far far below and tiny with the massive tyrant towering above him. it’s the first time the tyrant makes noise and breaks his cold and stoic silence.

it’s quite literally a battle to the death. the entire world is falling to pieces around them, a race against the clock. last judgment on the ost is slightly changed from the in-game rendition. the one in the game has an extended intro that sets the scene incredibly well (i recommend listening to both and comparing to see what i mean). everything that leon has done in his life— by proxy, you the player, but that’s a little too meta for this analysis— has led up to this final moment. if he makes one mistake or misses one shot, it’s over. the one-shot attack the tyrant does where he winds up with a roar, only stopping by a heavy shot to his exposed heart or a stun? yeah, that, but metaphorically. (fittingly enough, the track that plays as leon boards the train is called the last moment).

every encounter, every time that he got caught vulnerable or off guard, every hit that he took led to one last confrontation. it is, in every sense, leon’s last judgment. with the tyrant as his executioner. he’s not expected to truimph. he’s not supposed to. if ada hadn’t sent down that rocket launcher, a chance encounter and the kindness of her heart, he wouldn’t have. the choir in the track matches the intensity on the level; it’s a fight of biblical proportions, and i’d argue the most important one leon has in the franchise.

every resi character has their own last judgment, in a way. jill’s is nemesis with the rail gun. claire’s is william birkin as she activates the train. it’s a character defining and ultimately devestating battle, at the end of their worst nightmare. claire’s track, mournful pursuit, personifies the devastation of birkin and g, her last stand to protect sherry. metamorphosis (in which returns the choir and is one of the best video game tracks i’ve ever heard, period) matches and nearly outdoes the biblical intensity of leon’s fight, but not in the same way. it’s a battle on the edge of the world that jill is more than capable, and furious enough, to take.

mournful pursuit fades out because it’s not truly gone; one more fight on the train is what ends birkin for the last time. metamorphosis has a soft ending, almost peaceful, and is the calm before the storm of raccoon city’s destruction. through good timing and lots of luck, leon scrapes by encounters by the skin of his teeth in every game. even ones of fate, things he shouldn’t survive. leon’s last judgment is the ultimate battle, with the most triumphant finale and a swelling choir, because it was doomed from the start.

imagine it. the heat of the fire on your face, the sweat on your back. there’s nowhere to run. time is running out. you’re not going to escape, and there’s no end in sight. you won’t even get to see the sunlight again. you made it so far, and now your relentless pursuer has cornered you. all you have is your gun and the ammo in your pocket. of course leon accepted it; to go down fighting, one last time. he made it that far.

wouldn’t you have done the same?

[lakesideamusement-archive]

@cannibalcaf-e you asked

so, for people who don’t know, there actually IS music in the re2 remake, most noticeable during the final boss fights. while personally i have a soft spot for claire’s g4 track mournful pursuit, i have a lot of feelings about leon’s super tyrant fight theme. last judgment. bitchin’ title, right? right.

this is incredibly significant to leon as a character, and to all the other resident evil protagonists, but i’ll get to that part later. while to us it’s just a video game and a fun experience, it’s important to put yourself in leon’s shoes during this to understand what i mean. first or second scenarios aside, even when you’re in the company of other characters, the game is an incredibly isolating experience. oftentimes the game mechanics don’t get across the incredible fear that anyone would be in, especially someone so inexperienced. just because leon went to the police academy doesn’t mean he’s not incredibly out of his depth. how often do you think he’s even shot at moving targets?

none of the monsters he faced are quite as significant or persistent as mr. x, though. while we as players are familiar with the idea of tyrants, leon is not. he doesn’t know the monster’s name, what he is, barely even what he wants except to kill leon in a painful and horrifying way. leon faces plenty of trials of his own during his night in raccoon city; the zombies, the lickers, the alligator, g-adults, ivies, ada. and the tyrant. leon is only 21 and likely barely able to even grapple the emotional gravity of what’s happening while it’s still happening. everyone he’s tried to help up until escaping the lab has died, and the tyrant is coming after him at every turn. even when you get the senior staff keycard, he destroys the glass of the greenhouse and you have to run from him and the one-hit kill ivies all at once.

the moment that he starts the lift down as the lab is self destructing and the super tyrant breaks through the wall above him is likely the most defining moment of leon’s entire life up to that point. the monster that’s been chasing him the entire night, lifting him up by his head with intent to kill and finding him even in the strangest places. as a matter of fact, i’d argue that mr. x imprints on leon the way that nemesis imprints on jill. that’s how powerful the rivalry is, and the tyrant has the clear advantage. perfectly portrayed in the scene where leon is on the lift, far far below and tiny with the massive tyrant towering above him. it’s the first time the tyrant makes noise and breaks his cold and stoic silence.

it’s quite literally a battle to the death, the entire world falling to pieces around them, and a race against the clock. last judgment on the ost is slightly changed from the in-game rendition, as the one in the game has an extended intro that sets the scene incredibly well (i recommend listening to both and comparing to see what i mean). everything that leon has done in his life— by proxy, you the player, but that’s too meta for this analysis— has led up to this final moment. if he makes one mistake or misses one shot, it’s over. the one-shot attack the tyrant does where he winds up with a roar, only stopping by a heavy shot to his exposed heart or a stun? yeah, that, but metaphorically. (fittingly enough, the track that plays as leon boards the train is called the last moment).

every encounter, every time that he got caught vulnerable or off guard, every hit that he took led to one last confrontation. it is, in every sense, leon’s last judgement. with the tyrant as his executioner. he’s not expected to truimph. he’s not supposed to. if ada hadn’t sent down that rocket launcher, he wouldn’t have. the choir in the track matches the intensity on the level; it’s a fight of biblical proportions, and i’d argue the most important one leon has in the franchise.

every resi character has a last judgement, in a way. jill’s is nemesis with the rail gun. claire’s is william birkin as she activates the train. it’s a character defining and ultimately devestating battle at the end of their worst nightmare. claire’s track, mournful pursuit, personifies the devastation of birkin and g, her last stand to protect sherry. metamorphosis (in which returns the choir and is one of the best video game tracks i’ve ever heard, period) matches and nearly outdoes the biblical intensity of leon’s fight, but not in the same way. it’s a battle on the edge of the world that jill is more than capable, and furious enough, to take.

mournful pursuit fades out because it’s not truly gone; one more fight on the train is what ends birkin for the last time. metamorphosis has a soft ending, almost peaceful, and is the calm before raccoon city’s destruction. through good timing and lots of luck, leon scrapes by encounters by the skin of his teeth in every game. even ones of fate, things he shouldn’t survive. leon’s last judgment is the ultimate battle, with the most triumphant finale and a swelling choir, because it was doomed.

[musekicker]

Honestly shouting “Not likely boot lickers!” at armed guards is the best character intro I’ve seen so far, and it’s the first real character intro in the game.

[froggiestfroggy]

watching RWBY for the first time: season 1 episodes 4 & 5

(note: episode 5 will be in the reblog along with links to previous parts. reactions are added in real time, meaning i will edit this post as i go)

it's been an embarrassing number of days since my last watch, so who knows how many of these ppl i will remember

the intro still slaps

WHO ARE YOU GUYS, i dont remember these dudes, has it really been that long since ive watched this??

my grandma is talking to me whilst I'm trying to watch, grandma pls, i am busy

oh no he has dark hair and funky coloured eyes, oh no that is my weakness

pfft hes just brushing his teeth so sadly, who hurt you man?

honestly, morning ppl, pls control your energies, not all of us have that much of it in the mornings

hes regretting all life choices that brought him to this moment

the girl (nora?) is cute too!!

SHES SO SHORT COMPARED TO HIM

i like those two so far

its good to know that ruby and whatshernameohno i looked up her name yang have a father and that hes not dead!

"I don't need people to help me grow up! Iiiiiiiii drink milk" IM SORRY THIS IS SO ICONIC PFFFT

kira? keira? listen i do not have subtitles, i do not know these names please send help-

weiss (STILL NOT OVER THE NAME) is such a boot licker smh really girl

"smartest girl" "strongest girl" none of these sound like you weiss, who are you on about?

jaune do not

why do you this to me, stop embarrassing us, oh my god

maybe pira, or pyra, idk i might ask a friend to tell me after the episode bc im afraid of looking it up and getting spoilers

SHE WAS ON THE CEREAL BOX HAHAHHHA

only halfway through, what is this

idk if i like jaune too much /:

like hes alright, but idk

GLYNDA :D

ALRIGHT PREDICTION TIME, i stopped it before they can start saying the teams, so i think ruby will be with weiss or maybe that black haired, pink eyed guy (no this is not my bias showing shut up)

your inner vomit boy showed there for a sec jaune

PFFT JUST STRAIGHT UP IGNORING JAUNE LIKE WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR HESITATION LOVE, THIS IS A KILL OR BE KILLED ASSIGNMENT XXX

i love that jaune is last and the anticipation is just buolding up for him rip

[sassypandacandy]

Brightest Day Character Intro: Tallend Prinyat

As a powerful Concealer, Tallend is one of the foremost of the Black Valley's recovery agents. He works closely with a network that spans all across Talien with the purpose of rescuing at-risk Voidborn. This caring, loyal man will talk to or flirt with anyone, and he doesn't have a single cruel bone in his body.

Tallend was waiting at the end of the bar with a full glass of water, looking chivalrous and annoying. “Shame that miraculous healing of yours needs a source. You could always follow the river until you find a licker.”

“You are infinitely funnier in your own mind,” I said, taking a long swallow. “Ether have mercy, this is delicious.”

“It's adorable, watching you navigate the perils of drinking,” he remarked. “Like watching a baby take its first steps.”

I put my head in my hand and leaned against the bar. “For every word you say that's louder than a whisper, I am going to punch you one time.”

“So ungrateful. I was going to offer you the joy of my company while you walk to your quarters.”

“The joy of your company would be much more appreciated if it was carried out in silence.” I drained the last of the glass and set it on the bar.  

Tallend led the way outside, inhaling deeply when we were free of the pub's stench. “You do have a talent for picking the most pungent places.”

“I just ask where the degenerates like to drink.”

The lights of Midnight had been turned low, but it didn't stop her citizens from continuing their fun. Singing bands moved from pub to pub, their arms linked and their faces varying shades of red. There was even a roving game of eiderball, though the Ether only knew where the goalposts were supposed to be.

“Still learning your way?” Tallend asked.

“Yes, the town's lone street is terribly confusing. It's a good thing I have you here to guide me.”

Even under the ambient noise, I heard his laughter. “You weren't joking when you said you weren't a nice person.”

[kpopyourcherryy]

My Sun and Your Moon - Pt. 1

Length: 1,600

Genre: Fuff, angsts, smut(in later chapters), drama, college/idol AU

Characters: Im Jaebum x (15&) Park Jimin (Jamie) 

Part: INTRO :: 1

In the morning, Jimin cooked a breakfast big enough to feed the whole dorm and left a massive mess for the men to clean up. But not before she tapped her phone to Jaebum's and got his Kakao ID.

Jimin: Yah you! Like breakfast?

Jaebum: It was great. Thank you!

Jimin: Oh I wanted to tell you!!

Jimin: #sorrynotsorry for being so drunk last night. I really liked talking to you. I hope that we get to spend more time together. See you soon k?

Jaebum: #sorrynotsorry that you were a mess it was cute.

Jaebum looked at his phone with a smile and Jackson pushed him a little.

"Who you talking to?"

"Jimin."

Jackson smirked and raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah? You like her?"

Thinking about it for a moment he stared at the mirror in front of him. "I think so. Yeah."

Yugyeom slipped, hitting flat on his back when he heard the comment and pictured Kevin's fiery, little gay eyes when he heard.

"I think the fuck not!" He yelled from the floor pointing to Jaebum. "Anyone but Jimin. She's not for sale."

Jackson tossed his towel at their group member. "Shut up. Jaebum and Jimin would be fucking cute as shit and you know it."

BamBam darted his eyes back and forth between the two men that slowly began to fight louder and louder until Youngjae snapped.

"WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT HER?! IS HER VAGINA MADE OF MONEY?!"

BamBam, Jackson, Yugyeom, and Jaebum snapped up at him as one, "WATCH YOUR MOUTH!"

Jinyoung leaned back a little and looked over to Youngjae surprised. "Might wanna just step down my dude."

Jimin walked from her classroom and bounced her way over to Kevin as they exited his class. "Want to get lunch?"

Kevin groaned, "I need to get some studying done."

"Come on you can study without a power snack."

Kevin agreed with a sigh and Jimin pulled him to the cafeteria where they sat next to one another.

Jaebum: Have you had lunch yet?

Jimin: Yes! I'm eating with Kevin.

Jaebum:  What did you have? Anything good?

Jimin: Salad with extra carrots. What about you? Eat anything good lately.

Jaebum: Food?

Jimin: I mean unless you want to tell me that you eat some fancy pussy.

Jaebum: I don't think I've known you long enough to ask if I do that yet.

Jimin: Oh smooth.

Kevin looked up from his book to Jimin as she giggled and he raised a suspicious eyebrow. "Who are you talking to?"

She hummed, "Hmm? Oh JB. He's a total dork. Smooth, but a dork."

"Who's a smooth dork?" Yerin asked as she sat beside Jimin.

"Jaebum."

She looked at her a little surprised, "Im Jaebum?"

Jimin shrugged, "I don't know. If you would have gone to the party last night you would know who I was talking about."

Sighing, Kevin confirmed the last name. "I can't believe you're talking to him not even knowing his last name."

Jimin smiled, "What's the last name got to do with how cool you are."

Yerin looked at Kevin with concern, then back to Jimin as she took a large bite of her salad. "Cool? Jimin, who is this guy?"

"BamBam's group member. They got into the next group JYP is going to debut."

"BAMBAM'S GROUP MEMBER?" She exclaimed and quickly looked around making sure no one was looking. "Jimin, you don't like this guy do you?"

"JB?" She looked at her friend confused. "Of course I do. He's super cool and he's smooth as butter. I love it."

Kevin sighed a mouthed to Yerin, 'butter'. Knowing good and well that meant, Jimin more than liked the man. Jimin was definitely the type to fall for a guy quickly without knowing it herself.

"How much do you like him?" Yerin asked.

"Enough to stay with him and not leave with me last night," Kevin interjected before biting aggressively into his sandwich.

Jimin looked up at her friend with annoyed eyes, "Kevin, I was drunk."

"You're never too drunk to go home," Yerin added.

"He left before I was ready."

"It was two in the morning."

"I hadn't even drank that much."

"You wanted to lay with him."

Jimin opened her mouth to talk and found herself at a loss of words.

"Do you like him Jimin?" Yerin asked and Jimin pondered it for a long while.

She set her phone down and began tapping the tips of her fingers together. "Yes, but only because I think that he's a good person."

Kevin sighed and slammed his hand down at the same time as Yerin. Jimin laughed a little and leaned away from them. "Come on you guys. Do act like that. We all know I'll never actually like someone in a romantic way. Hyungwoo fucked me up too much for that."

Kevin's eyes softened at the drop of the name and he shook his head. "Really Jimin?"

"Jimin it's okay if you like someone like that." Yerin’s soft voice said and she touched her friend's shoulder. "You know we just worry."

"Thank you for worrying about me, but I don't like him like that."

Kevin rolled his eyes, "I know when you like someone like that."

"Hey don't pull the 'I've been your friend forever' card on me you dick licker."

Kevin sipped his juice, “Looks like I don’t need to then.”

Jaebum: Let's hang out. We're going to the beach later. Come with us?

Looking at her phone, she bit her lip a little and smiled.

"Is it him?" Kevin asked, knowing good and well just what the answer was.

She pursed her lips and spoke past them. "Maybe."

Yerin tapped her wrist and turn the phone to look at the message. "Jimin you're allowed to like someone."

Shaking her head she sighed. "We're JUST friends."

Jimin: Let's do it!

When Jimin arrived at the beach, Yerin and Kevin with her, she was greeted by Jaebum. His lips pulled into a smiled as he opened her door and she jumped into his arms hugging him.

"I'm so excited that I get to swim today. I haven't been here in weeks."

"Than let's swim."

With the seven members and three friends, they all played sandy games and took turns floating in the water. BamBam and Youngjae argued about the BBQ while Jackson mixed drinks and the friends met Mark for the first time. Yerin gushed to Kevin over Jinyoung while he played a game of volleyball with Yugyeom and Mark. Jimin and Jaebum seemed to always be found next to one another, and ended up in the water alone with one another body surfing the swells as they rolled in.

Jimin ran from the water and called to Jaebum to follow her. He chased after her, and she ran down till she found a tall rock wall covered in small creatures.

"Let's get some," She smiled and he stared at them.

"How are you going to get them off?"

She knelt down and rubbed her hands together. "Watch."

Jimin tried to pull the shelled creatures off, but they quickly sucked to the rocks refusing to be moved without a fight. Jaebum looked around and walked away for a moment returning with small sunburnt shells.

"Here."

She looked at them and pouted, "I wanted fresh ones."

Jaebum pulled her up and laughed, "I'll bring a knife next time so you can get them off. Okay?"

Jimin sighed and nodded, "Fine, but you better remember."

The two walked along the beach, back towards their friends, slowly picking up shells off the sand. Jaebum listened to each small, frivolous thing Jimin said as though she was telling him the secrets of the earth. When her eyes caught him, she felt her heartache and stopped to stare at him

"JB."

"Mmm?"

"Why do you want to be an idol?"

He smiled softly at the woman, "Promise you'll believe me?"

She shook her head, "Not if it's a lie."

"How will you know if I'm lying?"

"Because it will sound like a lie."

Jaebum sighed a little with a smile, "I want to take care of my family." Jimin hummed in response and he tilted his head a little, "Don't you want to help yours?"

She laughed, "No. My dad is super rich." He looked at her surprised and she softened before his eyes, "I don't want to ever have to deal with the problems that come with that kind of money ever again."

"You think that money makes things worse?"

Jimin nodded and began to pick through the sand again. "I would rather struggle forever than have a nice house." Jaebum knelt next to her and pointed to a shell. "Money only brought my family heartbreak."

"Don't your parents pay for you now?"

"They bought my apartment, but I work for everything that I have."

Jaebum seemed to watch Jimin as she kept moving along the beach and felt his heart warm. The feeling washed over him and he felt a kind of happiness that pulled his lips into a tight smile.

Looking back Jimin smiled at him and waved for him to follow her. "Come on you dork. What are you looking at?"

You.

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Hello, world! It’s time for a very special edition of #WeeklyFluff, starring 10-month-old Cricket (@cricketinthethicket). This sassy shiba inu resides in Alaska — which is exactly where he belongs, according to his human Gabrielle. “Cricket really likes it when we do our glacier hikes; he’s a notorious glacier-licker,” says Gabrielle. “He loves the sticks that he finds out there. He’ll carry them around proudly, even if they’re much too big, and drag them behind. That makes him really happy.”

[spoilthevines]

the black parade slaps it fucking S L A P S like you start with a nice tame acoustic intro but the lyrics are just sad and progressively get more desperate and then it's when i grow up i want to be nothing at all and you are like wow that's intense and then the shredding and screaming and then it's the fucking smoothest transition to a different shred that's still very dark but also it's party time and it's also a brilliant rock n roll track and then it sort of calms down for a bit only to trick you and move to the shreddiest shred mid first verse and okay yeah it can actually get sadder and more desperate but by the time gee screams so i can't hurt you anymore you are like wow this can't be topped and then it dies down and the beat starts and the lyrics are insane and the rhythm is chefs kiss and you feel like you are in a basement club with a single lickering neon light and the floor is vibrating and yeah okay i guess we are in acceptance stage like we are all human trash and nothing matters and there is nothing we can do so whatever and then it's THE FUCKING G NOTE and it's both taking itself very seriously and not and it's slow and ceremonial and a fucking march but it's also the pop punkest shreddy thing ever and yeah okay this is the national anthem we stand up for because the world will never take my heart

and that's just the first 5 songs of the album

you bitches calling the black parade """""overrated""""" as if it isn't literally one of the best albums of all time you make me sick